May happened.

What happens in the garden in spring, stays in the garden in spring...

There is a scandalous amount of flowers sprouting in my garden...I don't know what I was thinking, but this is brash and immodest and the flowers are almost rude in their insistent growing.  Nothing will be "tasteful" or "subtle" or any other of those mundane buzzwords.  If a proper garden is the kitchen equivalent of stainless steel and earth toned granite, this garden is a turquoise fridge with a shocking pink back splash and boomerang formica counters.